Showing posts with label weight gain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weight gain. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

IT'S OUT

Okay so this totally irked me.

I went to the doctor today and told her I wanted my Mirena out. I was not expecting her to give me a hard time about it. But she did. She asked me what my "story" was. And I told her. I was about 200 elbees when they put this darn thing inside me and then doing nothing different, I am now 230. She told me MILLIONS of people have used the Mirena and I would be THE very first to report weight gain as a side effect. REALLY? I'd be the FIRST? I know that's not true. And I told her I wanted it out anyway. She said she'd really hate to see me get it out, for that reason only since it's the best form of birth control currently on the market. I had some other personal reasons I wanted it out, so she went ahead and removed it. But seriously! Flippity, flippin, ey. It's my body, I say I want it out, who gives a rip. And you can't say I'm the first to report weight gain, but whatev.

Unfortunately it didn't weight 30lbs. But maybe that is fortunate since I would hate to have anything 30lbs taken out from that area...

And maybe she was right. Maybe it has nothing to do with it. And if that's the case I am going to be sad, but I'll just keep chuggin along. And eventually doing the right things, I'll see results.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

My theory about Mirena IUD

So this isn't fact. This isn't even science. It's just my own musings, and some logic, and some google research.

But I think that part of the reason IUD's work is because it makes your body think you are pregnant. By something being in the uterus, obviously the only other time something is in there is when you're pregnant. So I think my body is holding onto all these calories so ferociously to preserve a nonexistent fetus.

But we'll find out Tuesday. Well in the weeks to follow Tuesday. I am getting this thing out. I hope the weight will start to come off easier once my body is mine again.

I got pregnant in June 2007. I was still nursing Olivia when I got pregnant again in Sept 2008. Then around the time I weened Abigail, I got the Mirena. I am anxious to not have any kind of extra estrogen or hormones flowing through my body.

In my mind the doctor is going to pull out like 50lbs along with this IUD. Wouldn't that be nice!